Is Senator Thad Next? - #270

#270 ANN COPLAND
FORMER AIDE TO GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR THAD COCHRANE OF MISSISSIPPI

I've said it before and I'll say it again: watch out if you have a GOP cocksucker as a 'friend' who puts you on to a 'good thing.' Why? Because chances are that 'good thing' is illegal and that GOP cocksucker will remember you as he or she tries to save their own ass from the Slammer.

Case in point: GOP Cocksucker #270, Ann Copland. Copland was a long-time aide to Sen. Cochrane. 'Long-time' as in 29 years. Copland then resigned. How come? Well, she left abruptly after GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff, spent two entire years singing like a soprano in 'Aida,' to the FBI (They even gave him his own DESK after the first year.) in order to reduce his prison sentence. Scores of aides or department staffers were facing jail because of his testimony, such as GOP Cocksuckers # 48, 49, 50, 52, 53 and others. And THEY all did the same thing as 47 did, when THEY got busted, giving us even MORE numbers, petrified that they would be the last, not have anything more to give the Feds and end up doing serious jail time.

Numbers like GOP Cocksucker #164, Todd Boulanger. Boulanger was a long-time assistant to #47. Another of his compatroits, James Hirsi, (also known as GOP Cocksucker #165) pled guilty right away, but #164 fought viciously like a cornered rat. He figured if he just held them off long enough, they'd give up and go away. But surprise, surprise, surprise, they kept after him. One-hundred and sixty-four finally got convicted of bribery about a month ago and the jury was not out very long when it did it.

So what do you suppose #164 did? Yep, you guessed it, he followed #47s example and started rolling on all the GOP cocksuckers he could think of. One of them was #270.

Copland figured she could try the old GOP Cocksucker ploy of simply quitting and figuring the department of justice would lose interest. What she DIDN'T figure on was the poisonous atmosphere the GOP Cocksuckers had generated when they controlled Congress. It had been SO nasty the last eight years in Congress, #47 so crooked and her own e-mails with #164 so juicy, that the DOJ couldn't resist a chance to roll her fat ass in the coals.

In two absolutely priceless e-mails, #270 was bitching that there were no 'Hebrew National' hot dogs in the skybox #47 had provided for Sen. Cochrane at a Baltimore Orioles game. In another, #270 was freaking out that #47 and #164 had provided no food for an ice skating party.

So now the question is, does the DOJ have Sen. Cochrane in its sights?

S. Olson