#277 ROBERT SOMMA
FORMER BANKRUPTCY JUDGE FOR THE 1ST DISTRICT
I thought I'd included Somma among the DUI/DWI types but I guess I left him out because he's not on my list. I include him because this is one of those stories too good to miss.
Somma quit his job as a federal bankruptcy court judge after he pled no contest to a DWI charge in which he accidentally rammed a pickup truck with his Mercedes on a Massachusetts road. Somma agreed to a 12 month suspension of his judicial license, and a $600 fine.
Except for a brief mention that Somma had trouble finding his driver's license in his PURSE, the police report did not say that Somma was busted wearing a black woman's cocktail dress, fishnet stockings and high heels.
S. Olson
Monday, November 30, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
He Got Got Before He Could Get Someone Else - #275
#275 MICHAEL SCANLON
FORMER AIDE TO FORMER HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND
GOP COCKSUCKER #54) TOM DELAY
Why did Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) roll over so fast
on so many people when it cost him $21 million and more than
five years in the Slammer anyway? Well, because he knew
THIS fucking guy was out there, for starters and because he
knew two things about GOP cocksuckers:
A. Outside of money, the only thing they respect is their own
skins.
B. They'll roll on ANYBODY if they think it will shrink the time
they have to spend behind bars.
In other words, #47 got Scanlon before he could get him.
Scanlon was a little more blatant about how money-hungry he
is. In a couple of e-mails, he said of one Indian tribe that was
an Abramoff client, "I want ALL their money!" Scanlon pled
guilty to--sez the Washington Post-- "conspiring to defraud
Indian tribes out of millions of dollars as part of a lobbying and
corruption scheme that involved wining and dining of some
lawmakers, treating them to lavish trips and contributing to
their campaigns."
He ended up having to pay $19 million in restitution in
exchange for helping prosecutors. No word on any prison
sentence. When Scanlon's lawyer was asked if DeLay should
be worried, he said, "You'll have to ask Mr. DeLay's lawyers
about that."
S. Olson
FORMER AIDE TO FORMER HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND
GOP COCKSUCKER #54) TOM DELAY
Why did Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) roll over so fast
on so many people when it cost him $21 million and more than
five years in the Slammer anyway? Well, because he knew
THIS fucking guy was out there, for starters and because he
knew two things about GOP cocksuckers:
A. Outside of money, the only thing they respect is their own
skins.
B. They'll roll on ANYBODY if they think it will shrink the time
they have to spend behind bars.
In other words, #47 got Scanlon before he could get him.
Scanlon was a little more blatant about how money-hungry he
is. In a couple of e-mails, he said of one Indian tribe that was
an Abramoff client, "I want ALL their money!" Scanlon pled
guilty to--sez the Washington Post-- "conspiring to defraud
Indian tribes out of millions of dollars as part of a lobbying and
corruption scheme that involved wining and dining of some
lawmakers, treating them to lavish trips and contributing to
their campaigns."
He ended up having to pay $19 million in restitution in
exchange for helping prosecutors. No word on any prison
sentence. When Scanlon's lawyer was asked if DeLay should
be worried, he said, "You'll have to ask Mr. DeLay's lawyers
about that."
S. Olson
Friday, November 27, 2009
Mr. Corruption - #274
#274 MARK ZACHARES,
SENIOR STAFFER ON THE HOUSE TRANSPORTATION COMMITTEE
As if he's not in trouble enough with the Coconut Road Scandal, in which an earmark for a Florida road was inserted into the highway bill AFTER it passed by either Transportation Committee Chairman Rep. Don Young of Alaska (GOP Cocksucker #289) or someone on his staff, Young has to consider Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) as well.
Why? Because of Mark Zachares, that's why. Zachares was also one of Rep. Young's staffers.
The feds had Zachares cold. Seriously. This 'patriotic American' was funneling information to Abramoff about the reorganization of the Homeland Security Department, federal disaster and highway aid, and maritime issues.
Zachares made a plea deal with the feds that if they didn't prosecute his wife, he'd roll on everyone he knew. Before you nod tersely and look on Zachares with the approval of a man protecting his wife, be aware that Zachares was terrified that if he DIDN'T deal with the feds, his WIFE would. And while she couldn't testify against HIM, she could give the feds the names of people who COULD.
Zachares would plead guilty to one charge of conspiracy to deprive the public of honest services that included Abramoff giving him cash, $30,000 in sporting tickets and the promise of a high-paying lobbying job. He would also roll on his friends. In return, the feds would recommend 18-24 months of his life in prison and would not prosecute his wife.
Who is the most likely GOP cocksucker to fear what Zacharas may have said? It's not Young. It's none other than Rep. Tom Feeney of the Florida 24th. Feeney is up to his eyeballs in problems stemming from an infamous golfing trip to Scotland for which he charged the federal government over 5K as a 'fact-finding' trip.
[UPDATE: Feeney managed to run out the clock before getting trounced last year by 16 percentage points.]
S. Olson
SENIOR STAFFER ON THE HOUSE TRANSPORTATION COMMITTEE
As if he's not in trouble enough with the Coconut Road Scandal, in which an earmark for a Florida road was inserted into the highway bill AFTER it passed by either Transportation Committee Chairman Rep. Don Young of Alaska (GOP Cocksucker #289) or someone on his staff, Young has to consider Jack Abramoff (GOP Cocksucker #47) as well.
Why? Because of Mark Zachares, that's why. Zachares was also one of Rep. Young's staffers.
The feds had Zachares cold. Seriously. This 'patriotic American' was funneling information to Abramoff about the reorganization of the Homeland Security Department, federal disaster and highway aid, and maritime issues.
Zachares made a plea deal with the feds that if they didn't prosecute his wife, he'd roll on everyone he knew. Before you nod tersely and look on Zachares with the approval of a man protecting his wife, be aware that Zachares was terrified that if he DIDN'T deal with the feds, his WIFE would. And while she couldn't testify against HIM, she could give the feds the names of people who COULD.
Zachares would plead guilty to one charge of conspiracy to deprive the public of honest services that included Abramoff giving him cash, $30,000 in sporting tickets and the promise of a high-paying lobbying job. He would also roll on his friends. In return, the feds would recommend 18-24 months of his life in prison and would not prosecute his wife.
Who is the most likely GOP cocksucker to fear what Zacharas may have said? It's not Young. It's none other than Rep. Tom Feeney of the Florida 24th. Feeney is up to his eyeballs in problems stemming from an infamous golfing trip to Scotland for which he charged the federal government over 5K as a 'fact-finding' trip.
[UPDATE: Feeney managed to run out the clock before getting trounced last year by 16 percentage points.]
S. Olson
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
A Short One - #272
#272 JARED CARPENTER,
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNCIL OR
REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY
Carpenter plead guilty December 14, 2007 to a single count of income tax evasion over a three-year span. Carpenter got 45 days at a halfway house and four years of probation, because like all GOP cocksuckers, he busily ratted out someone else.
[UPDATE: Two more years of probation to go!]
S. Olson
VICE PRESIDENT OF THE COUNCIL OR
REPUBLICANS FOR ENVIRONMENTAL ADVOCACY
Carpenter plead guilty December 14, 2007 to a single count of income tax evasion over a three-year span. Carpenter got 45 days at a halfway house and four years of probation, because like all GOP cocksuckers, he busily ratted out someone else.
[UPDATE: Two more years of probation to go!]
S. Olson
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
When In Doubt, Cry Like a Little Girl - #271
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Monday, November 23, 2009
Is Senator Thad Next? - #270
#270 ANN COPLAND
FORMER AIDE TO GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR THAD COCHRANE OF MISSISSIPPI
I've said it before and I'll say it again: watch out if you have a GOP cocksucker as a 'friend' who puts you on to a 'good thing.' Why? Because chances are that 'good thing' is illegal and that GOP cocksucker will remember you as he or she tries to save their own ass from the Slammer.
Case in point: GOP Cocksucker #270, Ann Copland. Copland was a long-time aide to Sen. Cochrane. 'Long-time' as in 29 years. Copland then resigned. How come? Well, she left abruptly after GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff, spent two entire years singing like a soprano in 'Aida,' to the FBI (They even gave him his own DESK after the first year.) in order to reduce his prison sentence. Scores of aides or department staffers were facing jail because of his testimony, such as GOP Cocksuckers # 48, 49, 50, 52, 53 and others. And THEY all did the same thing as 47 did, when THEY got busted, giving us even MORE numbers, petrified that they would be the last, not have anything more to give the Feds and end up doing serious jail time.
Numbers like GOP Cocksucker #164, Todd Boulanger. Boulanger was a long-time assistant to #47. Another of his compatroits, James Hirsi, (also known as GOP Cocksucker #165) pled guilty right away, but #164 fought viciously like a cornered rat. He figured if he just held them off long enough, they'd give up and go away. But surprise, surprise, surprise, they kept after him. One-hundred and sixty-four finally got convicted of bribery about a month ago and the jury was not out very long when it did it.
So what do you suppose #164 did? Yep, you guessed it, he followed #47s example and started rolling on all the GOP cocksuckers he could think of. One of them was #270.
Copland figured she could try the old GOP Cocksucker ploy of simply quitting and figuring the department of justice would lose interest. What she DIDN'T figure on was the poisonous atmosphere the GOP Cocksuckers had generated when they controlled Congress. It had been SO nasty the last eight years in Congress, #47 so crooked and her own e-mails with #164 so juicy, that the DOJ couldn't resist a chance to roll her fat ass in the coals.
In two absolutely priceless e-mails, #270 was bitching that there were no 'Hebrew National' hot dogs in the skybox #47 had provided for Sen. Cochrane at a Baltimore Orioles game. In another, #270 was freaking out that #47 and #164 had provided no food for an ice skating party.
So now the question is, does the DOJ have Sen. Cochrane in its sights?
S. Olson
FORMER AIDE TO GOP COCKSUCKER SENATOR THAD COCHRANE OF MISSISSIPPI
I've said it before and I'll say it again: watch out if you have a GOP cocksucker as a 'friend' who puts you on to a 'good thing.' Why? Because chances are that 'good thing' is illegal and that GOP cocksucker will remember you as he or she tries to save their own ass from the Slammer.
Case in point: GOP Cocksucker #270, Ann Copland. Copland was a long-time aide to Sen. Cochrane. 'Long-time' as in 29 years. Copland then resigned. How come? Well, she left abruptly after GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff, spent two entire years singing like a soprano in 'Aida,' to the FBI (They even gave him his own DESK after the first year.) in order to reduce his prison sentence. Scores of aides or department staffers were facing jail because of his testimony, such as GOP Cocksuckers # 48, 49, 50, 52, 53 and others. And THEY all did the same thing as 47 did, when THEY got busted, giving us even MORE numbers, petrified that they would be the last, not have anything more to give the Feds and end up doing serious jail time.
Numbers like GOP Cocksucker #164, Todd Boulanger. Boulanger was a long-time assistant to #47. Another of his compatroits, James Hirsi, (also known as GOP Cocksucker #165) pled guilty right away, but #164 fought viciously like a cornered rat. He figured if he just held them off long enough, they'd give up and go away. But surprise, surprise, surprise, they kept after him. One-hundred and sixty-four finally got convicted of bribery about a month ago and the jury was not out very long when it did it.
So what do you suppose #164 did? Yep, you guessed it, he followed #47s example and started rolling on all the GOP cocksuckers he could think of. One of them was #270.
Copland figured she could try the old GOP Cocksucker ploy of simply quitting and figuring the department of justice would lose interest. What she DIDN'T figure on was the poisonous atmosphere the GOP Cocksuckers had generated when they controlled Congress. It had been SO nasty the last eight years in Congress, #47 so crooked and her own e-mails with #164 so juicy, that the DOJ couldn't resist a chance to roll her fat ass in the coals.
In two absolutely priceless e-mails, #270 was bitching that there were no 'Hebrew National' hot dogs in the skybox #47 had provided for Sen. Cochrane at a Baltimore Orioles game. In another, #270 was freaking out that #47 and #164 had provided no food for an ice skating party.
So now the question is, does the DOJ have Sen. Cochrane in its sights?
S. Olson
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Support Troops Like THESE? #265-#269
#265-269 PAUL SLOUGH, NICHOLAS SLATTEN,EVAN S. LIBERTY, DUSTIN L. HEARD, DENNIS BALL
FIVE EX-SECURITY GUARDS FOR XE, FORMERLY BLACKWATER
Once known as 'Blackwater,' before it changed it's name, Xe had a history of running roughshod over the people of Iraq. However, most of it was rumor.
Then came the Nisoor Square Incident of Sept. 16, 2007. You probably don't remember this one but the Xe guards allegedly started blasting away at civilians in the square, totally unprovoked. They killed 14 and wounded 20.
Just another rumor? That's probably what guys like Festus, Felcher, Babs and Frito of the newsgroup alt.impeach.bush would say. Except there's the little problem of the SIXTH security guard. Yeah, there were six of them, not five. The sixth guard was Jeremy Ridgeway, and HE'S cooperating with investigators after confessing to voluntary manslaughter.
[UPDATE: Frito was humliated right off alt.impeach,bush and Babs hardly ever posts
there anymore.]
The lawyers for the Xe Five are trying everything they can think of to derail the prosecution. After all, they have a year before the trial. The latest ones they tried were to claim were a) that the prosecutors did not have jurisdiction to bring
the charges because the guards were providing security for the State Department, not the Defense Department and b) the other was that the charges should have been brought in the defendants home states rather than D.C.
Technicalities don't stop the GOP cocksuckers from claiming them, do they?
[UPDATE: Five Blackwater, now Xe guards involved in the Nisoor Square shooting are
scheduled to face trial on federal manslaughter charges in February 2010 in Washington. A sixth guard pleaded guilty in December 2008. Iraqi victims are also suing the company and its founder, Erik Prince.
Courtesy of the Seattle Times website]
S. Olson
FIVE EX-SECURITY GUARDS FOR XE, FORMERLY BLACKWATER
Once known as 'Blackwater,' before it changed it's name, Xe had a history of running roughshod over the people of Iraq. However, most of it was rumor.
Then came the Nisoor Square Incident of Sept. 16, 2007. You probably don't remember this one but the Xe guards allegedly started blasting away at civilians in the square, totally unprovoked. They killed 14 and wounded 20.
Just another rumor? That's probably what guys like Festus, Felcher, Babs and Frito of the newsgroup alt.impeach.bush would say. Except there's the little problem of the SIXTH security guard. Yeah, there were six of them, not five. The sixth guard was Jeremy Ridgeway, and HE'S cooperating with investigators after confessing to voluntary manslaughter.
[UPDATE: Frito was humliated right off alt.impeach,bush and Babs hardly ever posts
there anymore.]
The lawyers for the Xe Five are trying everything they can think of to derail the prosecution. After all, they have a year before the trial. The latest ones they tried were to claim were a) that the prosecutors did not have jurisdiction to bring
the charges because the guards were providing security for the State Department, not the Defense Department and b) the other was that the charges should have been brought in the defendants home states rather than D.C.
Technicalities don't stop the GOP cocksuckers from claiming them, do they?
[UPDATE: Five Blackwater, now Xe guards involved in the Nisoor Square shooting are
scheduled to face trial on federal manslaughter charges in February 2010 in Washington. A sixth guard pleaded guilty in December 2008. Iraqi victims are also suing the company and its founder, Erik Prince.
Courtesy of the Seattle Times website]
S. Olson
Friday, November 20, 2009
Pedophile LXVI
#263 BEVERLY RUSSELL
EX- CHRISTIAN COALITION LEADER AND GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST
What does this tell you other than never trust a *guy* named 'Beverly'?
Well, it should teach you never to leave one of these religious types active with the GOP Cocksuckers alone with your kids because they can't be trusted. They are simply too horny!
In 1995, Russell admitted to sexually abusing his stepdaughter once she turned 15. While ugly, that doesn't sound like a really big deal, until you realize that his stepdaughter's name is Susan Smith.
You might remember Smith from 1994. In late October, she reported that she had been carjacked in South Carolina and a black man drove off with her car with her two young boys inside ages 3 and 14 months. Despite an intensive search, police could not find the car or the kids. That was because nine days later Smith confessed to having sent the car rolling into John D. Long Lake with the kids in the back seat. Why? So she could have a relationship with a wealthy local man who was not interested in getting a "ready-made family."
That was horrifying enough but the shit really hit the fan when then-Speaker Newt Gingrich blamed the DEMOCRATS and the party's value system for the infanticide. Yes, he said, this would never happen if the GOP Cocksuckers were in charge.
After Smith was sentenced to life, Russell's role in the entire affair came to light and Gingrich got AWFULLY quiet.
S. Olson
EX- CHRISTIAN COALITION LEADER AND GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST
What does this tell you other than never trust a *guy* named 'Beverly'?
Well, it should teach you never to leave one of these religious types active with the GOP Cocksuckers alone with your kids because they can't be trusted. They are simply too horny!
In 1995, Russell admitted to sexually abusing his stepdaughter once she turned 15. While ugly, that doesn't sound like a really big deal, until you realize that his stepdaughter's name is Susan Smith.
You might remember Smith from 1994. In late October, she reported that she had been carjacked in South Carolina and a black man drove off with her car with her two young boys inside ages 3 and 14 months. Despite an intensive search, police could not find the car or the kids. That was because nine days later Smith confessed to having sent the car rolling into John D. Long Lake with the kids in the back seat. Why? So she could have a relationship with a wealthy local man who was not interested in getting a "ready-made family."
That was horrifying enough but the shit really hit the fan when then-Speaker Newt Gingrich blamed the DEMOCRATS and the party's value system for the infanticide. Yes, he said, this would never happen if the GOP Cocksuckers were in charge.
After Smith was sentenced to life, Russell's role in the entire affair came to light and Gingrich got AWFULLY quiet.
S. Olson
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Pedophile LXV
#262 - LOU BERES
CHAIRMAN OF THE OREGON CHRISTIAN COALITION
When it comes to sheer hypocrisy, it's hard to top the Christian Coalition wing of the GOP Cocksuckers. They all assume this holier-than-thou pose while screaming that
things like pedophilia are a big problem in America. Then you find out they think that way because they are the ones doing it.
Take Beres for example. He ferociously denied the allegations that he had abused his own daughters, their friends and his sister-in-law when they were pre-teens in Oct. 2005.
But ten months later, after the statute of limitations had run out and he thought the police report would stay sealed forever, Beres admitted he had finger-banged one of his kids' friends, among other things. Beres was 70 years old when the complaint came down the pipe and he blamed "personal and political enemies" for it. Turns out those enemies existed between Lou's ears.
S. Olson
CHAIRMAN OF THE OREGON CHRISTIAN COALITION
When it comes to sheer hypocrisy, it's hard to top the Christian Coalition wing of the GOP Cocksuckers. They all assume this holier-than-thou pose while screaming that
things like pedophilia are a big problem in America. Then you find out they think that way because they are the ones doing it.
Take Beres for example. He ferociously denied the allegations that he had abused his own daughters, their friends and his sister-in-law when they were pre-teens in Oct. 2005.
But ten months later, after the statute of limitations had run out and he thought the police report would stay sealed forever, Beres admitted he had finger-banged one of his kids' friends, among other things. Beres was 70 years old when the complaint came down the pipe and he blamed "personal and political enemies" for it. Turns out those enemies existed between Lou's ears.
S. Olson
The Child Pornographers - #257-#261
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Okay, Back to the Pedophiles, LII-LXIV
#244 JOHN BUTLER
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST AND VOLUNTEER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER #157 (EX-GOV. GEORGE RYAN) (ILLINOIS)
#245 RICHARD GARDNER
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR STATE ASSEMBLY (NEVADA)
#246 RANDALL DAVID ANKENEY
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (TEXAS)
#247 KEITH WESTMORLAND
GOP COCKSUCKER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (TENNESSEE)
#248 MARK A. GRETHEN
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (VIRGINIA)
#249 MARK HARRIS
EX-WEST BEND CITY COUNCILMAN (WISCONSIN)
#250 REP. DONALD 'BUZ' LUKENS
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN (OHIO)
#251 KEVIN COAN
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTIONS DIRECTOP (MISSOURI)
#252 HOWARD L. BROOKS
LEGISLATIVE AIDE FOR GOP COCKSUCKER ASSEMBLYMAN STATE REP. PHIL WYMAN (PENNSYLVANIA)
#253 KEOLA CHILDS
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COUNCILMAN (HAWAII)
#254 EARL 'BUTCH' KEMMERLING
ANTI-GAY GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (INDIANA)
#255 MERILL ROBERT BARTER
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COMMISSIONER (MAINE)
#256 TOM RANDALL
PETITION DRIVE MANAGER (CALIFORNIA)
12 more GOP Cocksuckers who like fondling little kids. They just can't stay in the South, where they BELONG. Only four of the 12 on this list are from the Old Confederacy. They have to bother the REST of us.
#244 - Charged with criminal sexual misconduct on a teenaged relative; no further information on if he was convicted; pardoned a year earlier by GOP Cocksucker #157.
#245 - Molested his young daughters, ages 12 and 13 at the time of the incidents; later tried running for state assembly in Nevada and had to be reminded that felons can't hold office in the state.
#246 - Pled guilty to smoking pot with a 13 year old in Texas and then fucking her. Ankley had similar problems in Colorado after he got caught doing the same thing with a 14 year old.
#247 - After flashing some kids and getting busted for it, Westmoreland went home and used a shotgun to do the right thing.
#248 - Was to get 'Republican of the Year' award until he was convicted on six counts of 'sex crimes' involving his own kids.
#249 - Gets 12 years in the Joint for repeatedly fucking an 11-year-old girl.
#250 - Fucks a 13 year old girl but only gets one month in jail. HUH?
#251 - E-mails a naked photo of himself to a 14 year old and gets two years probation. At least he THOUGHT it was a 14 year old. It was actually a cop.
#252 - Sends a sexually explicit letter to an inmate of a California prison, detailing his sexual encounter with a 12 year old boy at a YMCA camp. Busted for the letter and four possessing child pornography.
#253 - Pled guilty to first degree criminal sexual assault of an underaged boy.
#254 - This one was kind of sweet. Not because a GOP Cocksucker went to jail; that was just a bonus. It was because a *hypocrite* went to jail. Kimmerling was furious that a gay man could adopt an eight year old girl's brothers, and said so, frequently. Then he molests the eight year old and the pissed-off judge throws his hypocritcal ass off the edge of the world for 40 years.
#255 - Unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Barter gets a suspended sentence, two years probation and had to pay $2500 in counseling costs for his victim.
#256 - Pleads guilty to molesting two underaged girls, one of them the daughter of a colleague in the petition business. Ends up serving 241 days.
S. Olson
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST AND VOLUNTEER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER #157 (EX-GOV. GEORGE RYAN) (ILLINOIS)
#245 RICHARD GARDNER
GOP COCKSUCKER CANDIDATE FOR STATE ASSEMBLY (NEVADA)
#246 RANDALL DAVID ANKENEY
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (TEXAS)
#247 KEITH WESTMORLAND
GOP COCKSUCKER STATE REPRESENTATIVE (TENNESSEE)
#248 MARK A. GRETHEN
GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (VIRGINIA)
#249 MARK HARRIS
EX-WEST BEND CITY COUNCILMAN (WISCONSIN)
#250 REP. DONALD 'BUZ' LUKENS
EX-GOP COCKSUCKER CONGRESSMAN (OHIO)
#251 KEVIN COAN
GOP COCKSUCKER ELECTIONS DIRECTOP (MISSOURI)
#252 HOWARD L. BROOKS
LEGISLATIVE AIDE FOR GOP COCKSUCKER ASSEMBLYMAN STATE REP. PHIL WYMAN (PENNSYLVANIA)
#253 KEOLA CHILDS
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COUNCILMAN (HAWAII)
#254 EARL 'BUTCH' KEMMERLING
ANTI-GAY GOP COCKSUCKER ACTIVIST (INDIANA)
#255 MERILL ROBERT BARTER
GOP COCKSUCKER COUNTY COMMISSIONER (MAINE)
#256 TOM RANDALL
PETITION DRIVE MANAGER (CALIFORNIA)
12 more GOP Cocksuckers who like fondling little kids. They just can't stay in the South, where they BELONG. Only four of the 12 on this list are from the Old Confederacy. They have to bother the REST of us.
#244 - Charged with criminal sexual misconduct on a teenaged relative; no further information on if he was convicted; pardoned a year earlier by GOP Cocksucker #157.
#245 - Molested his young daughters, ages 12 and 13 at the time of the incidents; later tried running for state assembly in Nevada and had to be reminded that felons can't hold office in the state.
#246 - Pled guilty to smoking pot with a 13 year old in Texas and then fucking her. Ankley had similar problems in Colorado after he got caught doing the same thing with a 14 year old.
#247 - After flashing some kids and getting busted for it, Westmoreland went home and used a shotgun to do the right thing.
#248 - Was to get 'Republican of the Year' award until he was convicted on six counts of 'sex crimes' involving his own kids.
#249 - Gets 12 years in the Joint for repeatedly fucking an 11-year-old girl.
#250 - Fucks a 13 year old girl but only gets one month in jail. HUH?
#251 - E-mails a naked photo of himself to a 14 year old and gets two years probation. At least he THOUGHT it was a 14 year old. It was actually a cop.
#252 - Sends a sexually explicit letter to an inmate of a California prison, detailing his sexual encounter with a 12 year old boy at a YMCA camp. Busted for the letter and four possessing child pornography.
#253 - Pled guilty to first degree criminal sexual assault of an underaged boy.
#254 - This one was kind of sweet. Not because a GOP Cocksucker went to jail; that was just a bonus. It was because a *hypocrite* went to jail. Kimmerling was furious that a gay man could adopt an eight year old girl's brothers, and said so, frequently. Then he molests the eight year old and the pissed-off judge throws his hypocritcal ass off the edge of the world for 40 years.
#255 - Unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Barter gets a suspended sentence, two years probation and had to pay $2500 in counseling costs for his victim.
#256 - Pleads guilty to molesting two underaged girls, one of them the daughter of a colleague in the petition business. Ends up serving 241 days.
S. Olson
A Break from the Pedophiles - #243
#243 - EDGAR AMOS JOHNSON
FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF INSULAR AFFAIRS, DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR
Johnson confessed to taking a $10,000 bribe to recommend that the Virgin Islands government do business with them. This is the first of new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's 'victims' as he cleans up the department from the depredation of GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff.
S. Olson
FORMER DIRECTOR OF THE OFFICE OF INSULAR AFFAIRS, DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR
Johnson confessed to taking a $10,000 bribe to recommend that the Virgin Islands government do business with them. This is the first of new Interior Secretary Ken Salazar's 'victims' as he cleans up the department from the depredation of GOP Cocksucker #47, Jack Abramoff.
S. Olson
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Pedophiles XXVII - XXXVIII
This is the second blog on the topic of the GOP C*cksuckers. The first one was lost due to what looks like an update of the system and my inability to recover the first blog of this name. Therefore, I shall have to start where I left off, listing the large number of pedophiles in the GOP.
Some people think the phrase 'GOP Cocksuckers' is an epithet. It is not. It's a description. This may sound rather harsh to indict an entire political party for the actions of a few sick people but as I've said before, this is richly deserved. Besides, you don't have to be a republican to be a GOP Cocksucker.
In the previous post on my old blog before I started this new one, I had 24 pedos already. Now here come twelve more.
#219 - BRENT SCHEPP
CANDIDATE FOR KANE COUNTY COMMISSIONER (ILLINOIS
#220 - PAUL SKILES
CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE OWNER AND FORMER POLICE OFFICER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#221 - WILLIAM GILLIN
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH-JOHNSTOWN ADMINISTRATOR
#222 - STEVE AIKEN
SPOKESMAN FOR THE TRADITIONAL VALUES COALITION; CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RANDY GRAF, CANDIDATE FOR THE ARIZONA 8TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
#223 - MARK SEIDENSTICKER
CAMPAIGN WORKER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER RAY BURTON, AN EXECUTIVE COUNCILOR (MAINE)
#224 - JEFFREY KYLE RANDALL
FORMER MAYOR OF CLARKFIELD (MINNESOTA)
#225 - BOBBY STUMBO
FLOYD COUNTY GOP COCKSUCKER LEADER (KENTUCKY)
#226 - JOSHUA DICKENS
CONSTABLE-ELECT OF EAST FORK TOWNSHIP IN FAULKNER COUNTY (ARKANSAS)
#227 - JOHN GOSEK
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF OSWEGO (NEW YORK)
#228 CAREY LEE CRAMER
GOP AD CONSULTANT (ARIZONA)
#229 - TOM ADAMS
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF GREEN OAKS (ILLINOIS)
#230 - BRIAN J. DOYLE
DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
There are 12 GOP Cocksuckers in this batch of pedophiles, making it the largest batch yet. And they are not just after young GIRLS, either.
I get the disinct feeling that I had listed GOP Cocksuckers 229 (Adams) and 230 (Doyle) before but couldn't find them on my list, so I am including them here. Normally I would just list them one by one but there are SO MANY of them. I may not be able to list them all before we say "Goodbye and good riddance," to the Drunken Frat Boy next week.
#219 - Ultimately did the right thing after being indicted for molesting two girls aged 16 and 15. Schepp committed suicide by ramming his car into a pedestrian bridge.
#220 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #221.
#221 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #220.
#222 - Convicted of having sex with two teenaged girls in 1995. When Aiken was asked about it, he said he'd been falsely accused.
#223 - Attempted sexual assault of a young boy in 1992; failure to register as a sex offender in Maine AND New Hampshire; criminal trespass, indecent exposure; multiple violations of a protective order.
#224 - Molested two young boys over the course of 1997 to 2003. Got nine months in jail and six years on probation in late 2005.
#225 - Fucked a five-year-old BOY.
#226 - Whup, this one got misfiled. Burned a 25 year old woman he was fuckeing with a cigarette lighter, kicked her, then threatened to kill her with a knife and dump her body in a ditch.
#227 - Used a cel phone to solicit what he thought were two 15 year old girls to have sex with him in a Salina (NY) motel.
#228 - This one is extremely sweet. The Arizona creator of a vicious ad saying that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to the Red Chinese (which is not true at all) gets six years in the slammer after being found guilty of molesting two underaged girls.
#229 - Charged with 16 counts of distribution of child porn and 17 counts of possession of child porn.
#230 - Pled no contest to seven counts of using a computer to seduce a child and sixteen counts of sending harmful material to a minor. The 14-year-old girl Doyle thought he was talking to was a police detective. Result: Five years of his life in prison almost three years ago.
S. Olson
Some people think the phrase 'GOP Cocksuckers' is an epithet. It is not. It's a description. This may sound rather harsh to indict an entire political party for the actions of a few sick people but as I've said before, this is richly deserved. Besides, you don't have to be a republican to be a GOP Cocksucker.
In the previous post on my old blog before I started this new one, I had 24 pedos already. Now here come twelve more.
#219 - BRENT SCHEPP
CANDIDATE FOR KANE COUNTY COMMISSIONER (ILLINOIS
#220 - PAUL SKILES
CHRISTIAN BOOKSTORE OWNER AND FORMER POLICE OFFICER (PENNSYLVANIA)
#221 - WILLIAM GILLIN
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH-JOHNSTOWN ADMINISTRATOR
#222 - STEVE AIKEN
SPOKESMAN FOR THE TRADITIONAL VALUES COALITION; CAMPAIGN MANAGER FOR RANDY GRAF, CANDIDATE FOR THE ARIZONA 8TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT
#223 - MARK SEIDENSTICKER
CAMPAIGN WORKER FOR GOP COCKSUCKER RAY BURTON, AN EXECUTIVE COUNCILOR (MAINE)
#224 - JEFFREY KYLE RANDALL
FORMER MAYOR OF CLARKFIELD (MINNESOTA)
#225 - BOBBY STUMBO
FLOYD COUNTY GOP COCKSUCKER LEADER (KENTUCKY)
#226 - JOSHUA DICKENS
CONSTABLE-ELECT OF EAST FORK TOWNSHIP IN FAULKNER COUNTY (ARKANSAS)
#227 - JOHN GOSEK
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF OSWEGO (NEW YORK)
#228 CAREY LEE CRAMER
GOP AD CONSULTANT (ARIZONA)
#229 - TOM ADAMS
GOP COCKSUCKER MAYOR OF GREEN OAKS (ILLINOIS)
#230 - BRIAN J. DOYLE
DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
There are 12 GOP Cocksuckers in this batch of pedophiles, making it the largest batch yet. And they are not just after young GIRLS, either.
I get the disinct feeling that I had listed GOP Cocksuckers 229 (Adams) and 230 (Doyle) before but couldn't find them on my list, so I am including them here. Normally I would just list them one by one but there are SO MANY of them. I may not be able to list them all before we say "Goodbye and good riddance," to the Drunken Frat Boy next week.
#219 - Ultimately did the right thing after being indicted for molesting two girls aged 16 and 15. Schepp committed suicide by ramming his car into a pedestrian bridge.
#220 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #221.
#221 - Had sex with a 15 year old boy and was part of a internet pedophile sex ring with GOP Cocksucker #220.
#222 - Convicted of having sex with two teenaged girls in 1995. When Aiken was asked about it, he said he'd been falsely accused.
#223 - Attempted sexual assault of a young boy in 1992; failure to register as a sex offender in Maine AND New Hampshire; criminal trespass, indecent exposure; multiple violations of a protective order.
#224 - Molested two young boys over the course of 1997 to 2003. Got nine months in jail and six years on probation in late 2005.
#225 - Fucked a five-year-old BOY.
#226 - Whup, this one got misfiled. Burned a 25 year old woman he was fuckeing with a cigarette lighter, kicked her, then threatened to kill her with a knife and dump her body in a ditch.
#227 - Used a cel phone to solicit what he thought were two 15 year old girls to have sex with him in a Salina (NY) motel.
#228 - This one is extremely sweet. The Arizona creator of a vicious ad saying that Clinton sold nuclear secrets to the Red Chinese (which is not true at all) gets six years in the slammer after being found guilty of molesting two underaged girls.
#229 - Charged with 16 counts of distribution of child porn and 17 counts of possession of child porn.
#230 - Pled no contest to seven counts of using a computer to seduce a child and sixteen counts of sending harmful material to a minor. The 14-year-old girl Doyle thought he was talking to was a police detective. Result: Five years of his life in prison almost three years ago.
S. Olson
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